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Not a whole lot.

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I put squirrels in my bed...

I'm sorry

...but this cracks me up everytime.

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Abomination? Obama Nation!

Expressing themselves in the way that No on Prop 8 supporters do it best. In musical form.

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Well said, Hollywood. Well said.

Stuff my friends have said...

Kirstin: So, have you guys ever had sex on an airplane?
Zac: What kind of plane? A real plane or a Disney plane?
A stunned silence.
Everyone else: Zac, what the hell is a Disney plane?
Zac: You know, the Dumbo ride. Oh, you were talking about a real plane. Then, no.

Flyin' high on the Dumbo ride.

Little People

The other day, while drowning in my comatose stupor of television and rice crispies cereal, I found something very amusing: First, an ad for TLC's popular series, Little People Big World, in which it seemed that the father was suffering from some very threatening health issues. Then a commercial for the children's toy, "Little People" in which children play with plastic toys which, let's face it, they could probably choke on. Let me play it out for you in pictures...

First this...

Little People, Big World

Then this...

Little People from Fisher Price

Is there anyone who is responsible for the sequence in which commercials are aired? If so, whoever was in charge of TLC's that afternoon was a complete idiot.

Or an incredible genius.

Hello, Boys

If you are an avid fan of NPR then you've probably heard of Car Talk. Click and Clack are the hosts of the radio talk show where people can call in with their car troubles and they do their worst to fix the problem. About 60% of the air time consists of their deafening laughter.

Just recently I've discovered a new male comedic duo: HG Nelson and "Rampaging" Roy Slaven. These two have been commenting on the past three Summer Olympics and it has been hilarious. This year's show was titled "The Golden Ring" and can be downloaded as a podcast for some very entertaining road trips. Some highlights:

-- Roy suggests a new type of swimming heat in which the athletes must carry another person of the same weight across the pool with them.
-- Roy also suggests classifying the races by weight and age, giving rise to a new swimming race that consists of 11 year-olds weighing 100 kilos.
-- They speculate that London's contribution to the 2008 Closing Ceremony will consist of Paul McCartney singing "Hey Jude" for 42 minutes.

If you'd like to hear some absolute gold look them up on Youtube. The men's gymnastics and men's weightlifting will have you in tears.

Transition

Screw it. I've given up trying to make my blog deep and meaningful. It was condescending and a bit more work than it was fun. So, assuming I'll have the discipline to stop playing Sims 2/watching reruns of Frasier/doing nothing, this blog shall henceforth be about whatever tickles my fancy. To mark this transition, here's one of my favorite comedians doing what he does best...

(Hint: Skip to 2:20)