And of course, little Fozzy Bear.

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...

I think I'll just stay here for a while.

Oooh, I wanna stay there too, Fozzy!

No, you can't. Go away.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuggghhh!

Whoops. Sorry.

Girls are mean to me.

I'll play by myself.

Grrr!

...

It is kind of lonely, though...

And I'm tired. No one will take a nap with me.

I'll take a nap with you, Fozzy!

Yaaaay! Zzzzzzzzzz...

Fozzy Bear and his sisters will be available for adoption soon. If you'd like to adopt some kitties, send me an email!

And here's Lucy!

It's my turn already?!

Yes it is! So show us your best!

Uhh...

How come you don't have any action shots of me?

Because you move so fast that all the action shots look like this!

Oh. Well, that's fair. I guess.

Lucy and her three siblings will soon be up for adoption. If you're interested, please email me and we'll chat!

Meet Dottie!

Hi

I'm bored. Got anything to do?

Oooh! Mouse!

I'mma take this guy down.

Gotcha!

Rawr. I'm a savage beast devouring my prey.

What great hunting skills, Dottie! You must be exhausted after all that physical exertion. Dottie? Dottie?

Dottie and her siblings will be available for adoption soon. If you're looking to adopt some new kitties, email me to learn more about them!

Meet Penny Lane!

I don't feel like having my picture taken. Come back when I'm less sleepy.

Come on, Penny! People want to meet you!

No.

Geez, leave me alone already!

I'll just hide in this corner until you put the camera away.

Where'd she go? Where'd the camera lady go?

Aww, come on, Penny! How about a little toy...

Ooooooh, toy! MINE!

Okay. Picture time is over. Pick me up, please.

Penny and her siblings will be old enough to adopt soon. If you're interested in adding a few kitties to your family unit, email me for more info!

Daylight

I am so addicted to this song that I've been listening to on repeat for the last hour. Do they not look like the coolest couple ever?

Daylight

Matt & Kim

Lucky Black Cats

Rastus

Max (left) and Rastus (right), the infamous team from New Zealand who would cruise around highways on their 1950's Sunbeam motorbike. Max would wear a badge that said "Cat Chauffeur" and Rastus would return the favor by wearing special red hat with antlers during Christmastime.

Fidel

While his owners are at work everyday, Fidel makes his way to the Deal Library in Kent, UK. An avid supporter of literature for all, Fidel sometimes shows up before the library staff have arrived. During the day he enjoys sitting in his blue chair (blue compliments his black sheen), criticizing artwork (prefers the work of artist, Rodolphe Salis), and catching up on the works of Edgar Allen Poe).

Perhaps now you'll think twice about avoiding a black cat the next time it crosses your path. 

For Rumi & Sachin...

Kitty!

I've recently become involved in Kitten Rescue, which is a huge feline foster program in the LA area. And starting Thursday I'm going to be fostering a litter of six-week old kittens! I can't wait! So keep checking out my blog for updates, photos, and videos of the cute kitties!

I put squirrels in my bed...

Eeee!

Talk about lazy!

My addiction.

I have an addiction. It keeps me up nights and stops me from eating. It has caused me to lose friendships and get in fights with my family. When I'm not doing it, all I can do is think about it. I've lost hundreds of dollars and countless more hours dedicated to this addiction. When I am doing it, it's 10 or 12 hours before I regain consciousness again. In the summer of 2005, I did nothing but feed my addiction for three months straight.

It's Sims. Well, Sims 2, but who's counting? I love this game. The thought of a day with nothing to do but watch Sims and reruns of Frasier is utter perfection to me. So you can imagine my glee with the news of this...

Let's just say that post June 2nd, you won't be seeing me on this blog for a while.

I mean seriously, look at the graphics!

Check out the way that light scatters...

And you can zoom in and out from a bird's eye view of the town right into your own bedroom!

This is ridiculous. I'm going to go cry in a corner until June 2nd rolls around.

I'm sorry

...but this cracks me up everytime.

If you've been living under a rock, find more at I Can Has Cheezburger.

Lost vs. Heroes: A Tutorial

Is it just me, or has Heroes really been heading downhill recently? It's like the writers gave up midway through their third season. To illustrate this, I decided to make a chart detailing the development of both television series...

The Development of Lost vs. Heroes

As you can see, "Lost" tends to go all over the place. This has resulted in some great highs ("Walkabout", "Catch-22", the end of Season 4) and great lows (Nikki and Paulo, any episode starring Ana Lucia). 

"Heroes", on the other hand, was relatively consistent. It got consistantly better in Season 1 as Peter gained more powers, and in Season 2 with all that jumping through the time-space continuum. And then halfway through Season 3 it just...died. The show just took a nosedive in 2009 and has left me frighteningly close to watching Lifetime.

It seemed like the writers of "Heroes" were trying to follow some "Lost" formula. Case in point...

The Indians

 

Yes, both actors have an Indian background. I'm going with Suresh on this one. 

Partially because of the accent, partially because his character is not offensive to anyone from the Middle East.

The Koreans

 

Oooh. I think both actors are Korean-American, but who cares? Look at those absies...

The Pre-Pubescent Boys

 

Both characters are secretly bad-ass. Micah because of the whole "Rebel" thing (though, why they chose such a terrible alias is beyond me), and Walt because there's something more to him that we've yet to learn about...

The Double-Agent Dads Who Adopted Their Daughters

 

Seriously, whose side is he on?!

But there are a few things that the writers of "Heroes" still need to work on...

Claire vs. Claire

 vs. 

They're blonde, they're adorable, they can't seem to figure things out. But technically, Claire Bennett has yet to graduate from high school. Stop trying to make Claire the sex toy on "Heroes", it's creepy. Also, she has freakishly tiny hands.

Multiple women  vs. The same woman over and over again

 

 

vs.

 

For the love of god, just hire a new actress. Until you do, we'll be stuck watching the same woman play what is essentially the same character over and over again. Badly.

Jumping through time vs. Not jumping through time

Oh my god. What are they doing in the Dharma Initiative?!

vs.

I wish Hiro was cool again.

It's simple: (Time x Space) - Logic = Really Good TV

Creepy bald leader vs. Creepy bald leader

 vs. 

Both are willing to sacrifice lives to attain their goal, but Emile Danko is just not as interesting as John Locke. Get rid of him. His character is very one-sided. He's too evil to be interesting.

No, it's not an acid trip...

Awesome!